|marry merry Mary
||[Mar. 25th, 2009|09:18 pm]
My son's first-grade teacher gave us a note she confiscated from him, apparently in the act of passing it to a girl. The note read, "Can you merry me". My son denied writing the note and said he wasn't passing it; instead, he was trying to find out who really wrote it. Besides, he added, whoever wrote it didn't know how to spell "marry." That's proof enough for me that he didn't write it.